21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You’ll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

We don’t often realize how sexually open or liberated we are until we observe other people’s sexual preferences and obsessions. It simply takes a glance beyond our small sexual bubble to see what else is out there, and whether or not we like it.

We’re talking about all of the odd sex gadgets we didn’t even know existed, as well as all of the body fetishes and sexual preferences. Most individuals have at least once been in a scenario where they claim to be highly tolerant of sex and people who pick various passions for their sex lives, but we don’t always agree with everything that exists on the earth.

On the other hand, we may be completely absorbed in it. We’re all familiar with the basic forms of these sexual accessories and tools that we’ve known for a long time, but as technology progresses, the contemporary world triumphs over ancient decisions and innovations, and the sex business continues to expand and improve.

We researched sex toys all across the world and discovered that there is a lot more to it than we previously realized. We’ve compiled a list of 21 of the craziest, oddest, most fascinating, and strangest sex toys you’ll never think can be used during sex.

Stay with us and maintain an open mind; you might even enjoy some of these.

1. Feet that have vaginas

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

We’ve all heard about artificial vaginas, which elevate men’s orgasms to a whole new level and provide countless guys across the world so much joy and excitement. Because these devices are almost always vaginal in shape, it’s difficult for us to picture them on feet. 

Yes, you read that correctly: vaginas on the feet. Don’t you think it’s not exactly an orgasm booster?

2. Tongue dildo

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

If you enjoy oral sex as much as penetration, consider merging your two favorite things into one. A large tongue capable of penetrating your vagina and providing you with great orgasms. That’s it, tongue dildo, the world’s finest dildo, is now accessible at all online sex stores. Would you be interested in purchasing it for yourself?

3. Mythical creature cock

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

For many people, this may be the fulfillment of many sexual fantasies. This dildo was designed with mythological creatures, old Greek mythology, and various sci-fi stories in mind. A dildo from hell, as some describe it, can now be yours for the taking.

We hope you will find it enjoyable. This dildo comes in a variety of shapes and sizes; explore online sex stores for the scariest one.

4. Vibrator necklace

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

If you’ve ever fantasized about wearing your sex toys as jewelry every day, everywhere you go, now is your chance. The teeny little necklace vibrator is the ideal gadget to put around your neck, in either silver or gold, and to make you appear like you’re wearing the most expensive Tiffany necklace.

What more could a girl want than pleasure and elegance in one package?

5. Glass veggie stimulators

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

A tiny glass sex toy in the shape of your favorite vegetable that, in addition to being lovely, stimulates your clitoris and causes you to have a wild orgasm. Because it is so functional, you can wear it anywhere. In addition to veggie clitoris stimulators, butt-plugs, penis stimulators, and dildos are all available in the same forms. Take satisfaction in your vegetables.

6. Kinky nibbler oral toy

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

Another intriguing oral sex device, but this time with teeth attached. That’s right, it’s not a mistake. These are silicone oral sex toys in the shape of a human mouth, intended to fit the typical penis length, with built-in soft and delicate teeth (sometimes even made of hard plastic), that provide a realistic oral sex experience.

Who are we to judge; perhaps someone’s into it, right?

7. Glow in the dark dildo

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

We present you with a dildo that glows in the dark, for a wonderful impact of adventure and eccentricity. A bright sex toy that will make your masturbation nights more interesting and enjoyable, as well as impressing your sexual partner.

8. Animal tail butt-plug

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

The well-known butt-plug is now available in a new edition. This popular sex toy now comes with an animal tail added to it, for optimum anal enjoyment. This updated edition is ideal for kinky sexual fantasies that are both fresh and improved.

Light BDSM games may be included in your sex life to help you satisfy your Pet play fantasies more excitingly and uniquely, with this animal tail butt-plug

9. Paris dildo

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

Don’t be sorry if you’ve never gone to Paris; now you may have Paris in you. You can enjoy out-of-body sexual pleasure with the assistance of a high-quality sex toy while experiencing the entire beauty of the world’s most romantic city with this very entertaining Eiffel-tower dildo.

10. Spiky pinwheel

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

A fantastic sensory sex gadget to add a bit more arousal and danger to your BDSM activities or your general sex life. A pinwheel with small spikes that roll over any area of the skin heightens the pleasure and excitement of sex, and it’s always there to spice things up and alter foreplay.

11. Doll hand nipple clamps

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

Nipple clamps, another great addition to the BDSM equipment, play a vital role in sex games and give immense pleasure. They’ve been given an entirely new and unexpected look; they’ve been transformed into little doll hands clamps.

We think it’s a touch spooky, but weird can sometimes be a good thing. These are often entirely unexpected experiences that lead us to orgasm. We’ll give it a go.

12. Silencing cheeseburger

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

Oh, my goodness. Kinky has taken on a new persona. A silencing ball gag designed like a cheeseburger is excellent for wicked sex games for those who are daring enough. With the help of this device, you may mix many obsessions into a single sexual fantasy.

It’s unique, intriguing, and incredibly innovative, and we love how strange it can get.

13. Penis cage

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

The penis cage, which looks like a little adult chastity device, is a revolutionary new sex toy on the market that takes the appearance of a real cage, but it’s for your dick, not your pets. It even grows when you have an erection. What?

We have a lot of questions, and we’ll be honest: we’re not sure what role this item plays in your sex life. But, hey, whatever keeps you going, right?

14. Alien sex doll

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

Sex dolls are already a well-known and popular item in the field of sex toys, and we have no complaints about them at all. They’re entertaining, useful, and they help us release all of our sexual tensions. All of this is fantastic until a weird sex doll arrives on the market, forcing us to reevaluate all of our life decisions.

An extraterrestrial sex doll? We’re talking about the mysteries of Area 51, aren’t we?  Don’t get too enthusiastic, though; they’re still debating whether or not there’s life on other planets, so your otherworldly fantasies may have to wait a while.

15. Adult baby pacifier

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

This is a whole new level of sex toys that we’d never consider to be sex toys before. We’ve never criticized sexual fantasies before, and we’re not about to start with the sex toys we use to fulfill them. We believe it is unnecessary to describe how to use an adult baby pacifier because it is more of a sex accessory than a sex toy.

We suck it in our mouths the same way newborns do, and that’s all there is to it. It isn’t strange at all. It’s not, we swear.

16. Dildo hopper ball

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

Welcome to the sex furniture category. Toys from our youth have officially taken on a new meaning in the modern world. The classic hopper ball is converted into a hopper sex ball with a big dildo attached to it. We don’t know what more to say to you except to sit, jump, and have a fantastic orgasm.

17. Artificial Hymen

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

It’s not quite a sex toy, but it’s certainly an unusual addition to sex. This device was created by a Hong Kong-based sex firm that came up with the concept of having fun with fake blood. It’s a tiny bag of artificial blood that’s supposed to go into the vaginal canal and explode during intercourse.

We’re not sure who would want it, so we’ll pass on this one, thanks.

18. Lap pillow

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

When it comes to odd sex equipment and toys from other countries, we can’t forget about the Japanese groundbreaking invention: the lap pillow. In Japan, a toy shaped like a woman’s lap, which men sleep on, is everything but romantic.

In fact, this practice is seen as very sexual, which explains why this item is in such great demand. Would you buy it for yourself when you’re feeling lonely?

19. Sword dildo

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

We’re guessing that playing with swords will be a lot more fun with this toy. Get away from your dull sex toys, monochromatic, and basic dildos, since this equipment will turn you into a renowned sex star. Don’t be scared to spice up your sex life a little with this exciting new sword dildo.

20. Erotic piggy

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

This sex item is nothing more than a giant inflatable pig that acts like a sex doll. It has a beautiful garter around its leg and wears makeup. Sexy piglet is here to keep you entertained. Believe us, we’re not judging. You only have one life, so go grab one for yourself.

21. Last but not least: An alien dildo that lays eggs inside you

21 Weirdly Shaped Sex Toys You'll Never Believe Are Sex Toys

A dildo is a sex item that comes in a variety of forms, which we are mostly already familiar with. We’ve seen a dildo shaped like an Eiffel Tower, a sword, and a mythological monster, but this is something entirely different. Even though it is an alien dildo, it also releases alien eggs into the vagina and leaves them there. We presume you must expel the eggs yourself by tensing the vaginal muscles and allowing them to fall out freely.

Talking about some strange fetishes, are we right?

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